I haven't got a headache darling
And my vision is ok too
Just look in my eyes and you can see
the trouble with me is you

I haven't got a toothache darling
They are all as good as new
There's only one thing that's wrong with me, oh the trouble with me is you

Now it doesn't take a physician, to analyze my condition
No hot water bottles or powder or pills
Can ever revive me like your kisses will

I haven't got a heart that's strong dear
It seems to skip a beat or two
It's all out of cheer, it's natural dear
Cause the trouble with me is you