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[Verse 1]

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Why the hell you got a big ass purse?

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What the hell's up with that big ass purse? I'm

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  wondering what's inside that big ass purse

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Let me take a guess. Is there another purse inside that big ass purse?

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Maybe there's another purse inside of the other purse

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In case you forget what it looks like

[Verse 2]

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You've got your eyeshadow

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You've got your eyeshadows

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When I open one of your eyeshadows

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It's really powdery and the wind blows it away 

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And it's all fractured and unusable

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The applicator stick isn't even there

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Anymore

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So why the hell you got it in your purse?

[Verse 3]

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And baby you look at me with those beautiful brown blue

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black eyes, yes you do.

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You tell me like I'm an idiot

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Like I'm an idiot

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You tell me "Because

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it's got a mirror" And I say

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"Why the hell you need an extra mirror?"

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         And you look at me and you say

[Verse 4]

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"Maybe you're out on the town and you, you

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go into the bathroom with a girlfriend, but the girlfriend, she only has a

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clutch because she's smart for only bringing a clutch but you have your

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big, big, big ass bag in the bathroom

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And you reach in and pull out an extra

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mirror 'cause the bathroom doesn't have a functioning mirror and there's too many

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girls using the little tiny crack of the mirror that works in the first 

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place. And then you're doing two things at 

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once so you're hoping to dispel the stereotype of

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Women taking too long in the bathroom 'cause they're doubling up their

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time. Now who's the idiot this

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time?"

[Outro]

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