Ems

(Danny)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency 
Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a 
real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a 
fuckin' idiot; high outta your fuckin' mind and trippin' on
 the fuckin' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it 
drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the fuck? You high 
son of a fuck! What the fuck's wrong with you? The 
tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your 
kidneys out, you cock! We now return you to your regularly 
scheduled program, still in progress.