F G Em F Let me tell you a tale about a rivalry F G Em Am Grab an Eagle Number Two and keep the score F G Em F There were these two young boys that came from average broken homes F G Em Am With all the luxuries the middle class affords Em Am Oh lord [Chorus 1] C G Elon's making me so sad Em Am Cause I calculated the math of our birthdates C G And I had a head start out of the start gate Em Am 2 years plus 86 days, but that all went to waste C G Oh, Elon you're making me so sad Em Am Cause the race that I wanted to have was not much of a race C And I tried, love G And for a moment I thrived, love Em Am But could not keep my stride up to keep pace [Bridge 1] F But for a second, there's no question Fm C I had the lead in ninety-five F I mismanaged my advantage Fm C Like a rocket ship he blasted by G To incredible heights, incredible heights [Verse 2] F G Em F In nineteen eighty-two, on Christmas day F G Em Am Santa gave us each a brand-new Commodore F G Em F I used mine to make fake I.D.'s and buy beer in junior high F G Em Am While my foe studied every bit of that 8 bit whore Em Am Are you keeping score? [Chorus 2] C G Elon's making me so sad Em Am Cause I calculated the math of our birthdates C G And I had a head start out of the start gate Em Am 2 years plus 86 days, but that all went to waste C G Oh, Elon you're making me so sad Em Am Cause the race that I wanted to have was not much of a race C And I tried, love G And for a moment I thrived, love Em Am But could not keep my stride up to keep pace [Bridge 2] F But for a second, there's no question Fm C I had the lead in ninety-five F But the small ambitions of a musician Fm C I could not keep my eye on the prize G I watched him fly by, to incredible heights [Solo] C G Em Am E|---------------------------------------------------------------| B|------11------11------11-------11----8-8-8-8------8------------| G|-8-8-----8-8------7-7------7-7---------------10-----8--8--8----| D|---------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------| C G Em Am E|---------------------------------------------------------------| B|------11------11------11-------11----8-8-8-8------9-8----------| G|-8-8-----8-8------7-7------7-7---------------10-------10-8-----| D|---------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------| F C E|---------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------8----------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8-8-10---8--8-8-8-8-8--10--------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------| [Bridge 3] F When it's time to say goodbye Fm C What will they write on my tombstone? F Just that last little line Fm C from the Happy Days video G Not so good Jonze [Chorus 3] C Hey Elon G I don't know what I have become Em Am I need someone to help change my fate C I think you can save me G Do you think you can save me Em Am Do you have the power to help me escape? C G Oh Elon Let me be the first one Em Am Of your new civilization to be saved C Yes I'll try, love G I swear to you I can thrive, love Em Am This time I'll keep my stride up and keep pace C Only you can change my Q score G Make me the first one out of that door Em Am First boots out on the Martian Floor to proclaim C G Oh, that Elon, sent me all the way, son Em Am A hundred thirty-nine million miles away [Outro] Dm G C F Elon, send me away, send me away Dm G C Elon, send me away Dm G C F Elon, tell me I'm saved, tell me I'm saved Dm G C Elon, tell me I'm saved Dm G C F Elon, tell me I'm saved, tell me I'm saved Dm G C Elon, tell me I'm saved Dm And then I will say G C F I went to Mars and won the race Dm G C Yeah, I will say, I took first place Dm G C F Oh, I rode that old heart of gold the whole way Dm G C And in the end, hey, I won the race Dm G C F Oh, Elon, let me win the race, win the race Dm G C Oh, Elon, let me take first place Dm G C F Elon, tell me I am saved, I am saved Dm G C Elon tell me I am saved Dm G C Dm G C Elon tell me I am saved Dm G C