D
Our work day's done.
              G 
Go grab a shower!
               A 
Let's hit the pub.
             D 
It's Happy Hour.
D 
If we get bombed.
              G
Who gives a damn?
              A
I'm not as drunk, 
                D
As you think I am.

 D
Those chicks right there
                G
don't look to good,
                 A
but three more beers...
            D
I think I would!

It's either them,
              G 
or my right hand.
              A
I'm not as think,
               D
as you drunk I am!

 G               D 
So by another round.
                  A
We'll sit right here,
                D
and drink 'em down.
         G
Get everyone
          D
another beer.
                 A
You'll have to kick
           D
us outta here.

D
Say are you girls
                    G
waitin' on your friends?
                A
What did you say?!?
              D 
You're lesbians!
 
Bartender cancel
               G
those two drinks.
           A
I'm not as am,
                  D
as you drunk I think.

 
This beer is movin'
           G
like a train.
               A
I think my lizard
           D
needs a drain.
 
But first I'll have
           G 
a double shot.
                 A
I'm drunk you think,
              D
as you am is not.

 G               D
So by another round.
                   A
We'll sit right here,
                 D
and drink 'em down.
          G 
Get everyone
          D
another beer.
                A
You'll have to kick
           D
us outta here.

This bathroom's nice
          G 
as it can be.
                 A
It's got four walls;
                D
I've puked on three!
 
Oops, here comes more!
               G 
I'll use the sink.
               A
I'm not as thrunk,
              D
as you am I dink.

 
I put that bouncer
                G 
right in his place.
                 A
I smacked his elbow    
          D
with my face.
 
He's lucky that
                G 
it's closin time.
              A
Drunk am is not,
                 D
as you think you I'm.

 G               D 
So by another round.
                  A
We'll sit right here,
               D
and drink 'em down.
         G 
Get everyone
          D
another beer.
                 A
You'll have to kick
            D
us outta here.