Now the first rule is there ain't no rules
Some you win and some you lose
Just when you think that love is true
Somebody makes a fool outta you
Like it or not one things for sure
All is fair in love and war

You and me we make love all night
Then we end up in a knock down drag out fight
We kick and cuss and scream and shout
Until we forget what we're fighting about
Kiss make up and make love some more
Cause all is fair in love and war

Well anything goes when it comes to love
Someone's going down when push comes to shove
It's a fight to the finish with no holds barred
If someone winds up with a broken heart
That's tough that's real tough

Now baby you know I sure would grieve
If you were to ever leave me
I guess I'd have to find me someone new
Someone who's a little bit prettier than you
Just to even up the score
Cause all is fair in love and war

Like it or not one things for sure
Cause all is fair in love and war