Dick's Automotive

One, two, one, two, three, quattro

John was living in ocean beach, california with his 
girlfriend, julie, when he decided one day, hey, jule, 
let's move up north. to northern california where the air 
is clear and the skies
Lue and they have more traditional family values. what do 
say jule? so they loaded up their car and they moved up 
north to the santa cruz mountains near the byantine winery 
into a one bedr
Railer behind the bowling alley. two blocks from the 
supermarket. one more block to the south

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Dick's automotive
Dick's automotive
Dick's automotive

John applied for a job at dick's automotive and dick came 
to the door and he said, tell me johnny boy. can you rotate
 the tires on a '72 subaru? he said, no. well t
Can you change the oil in a '76 pinto? he said, no. well 
can you rebuild a holly four-barrelled carburetor on a '69 
camaro with a big 'ol hearse shift rod? and he s
Um, no. do you have a girlfriend with long, red, curly 
hair. creamy, milk-white thighs. big full lips. biceps like
 henry rollings? and can she just scream like a hyena in 
the s
? and he said, yes. and dick said, boy, then you're hired.

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At dick's automotive

John studied real, real hard. he learned how to rotate the 

tires on a '72 subaru. he learned how to change the oil in 
all the pinto's. and he learned how to rebuild that holly 
four-barrelled car
Or on a '69 camaro. and much, much more than that. he 
learned how to make love with his girlfriend, julie like a 
real man oughta. and dick gave him his service stripes and 
he said, there's
Ttle old lady and her car's broken down up near the 
byantine winery. you gotta help her man. go sheba, go. 
rrraah, rrraah. so he sent him on his way and about that 
time dick glued back in
Entures, glued back on his toupee, stood in front of the 
mirror and said, I feel sexy! I wonder what julie's doin' 
all alone in that trailer. I bet she's having trouble 
opening up a can of
Hes right now. I'll bring along my blowtorch just to see if
 she needs help. so he hiked a block down the road to the 
one bedroom trailer behind the bowling alley and he knocked
 on the door
Julie answered the door and she said, oh, hello
Dick. I was just having trouble opening up a can of 
peaches. c'mon in. so he started up the blowtorch (bwooh) 
and all the peach juice ran down his veins. and he poured 
it in the tupperwar
T julie used to sell in ocean beach. and he said:

We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic

So he loaded julie into his '57 chevy and he drove her up 
right near the winery. into the middle of the forest he 
took her. and he tied her up to a tree. and cut half of her
 top down. and he sai
Uot;stick out your tongue. then he put on forty-two and a 
half tabs of brown acid that he still had from his 

woodstock days. sprickled a little paote on her tongue just
 for good measure. s
W all kinds of colors. lemon yellow, orange orange, cherry 
red, kaleidoscope eyes. the world was on fire. and about 
that time there was a mommy deer walking through the forest
 with a baby deer.
Ick cut down julie's arm and he poured in some granola and 
he mixed it up with stricnine poison and he said, oh, 
c'mere little deer. I have some food for you. look at 
julie. and the
Deer said, oh, I better eat it first because it could be 
poisonous and my heart is much stronger than yours, child. 
but really the mommy deer was just a glutton and wanted all
 the f
And the mommy deer stuck her little mommy snout into julie'
S palm and it licked it. mmmm. mmmm. and it said, oh, go 
ahead, eat some. but the mommy's heart was much stronger 
and when the baby deer stuck her tongue into the palm of 
julie's han
Licked, it died. flat shooby doo wop down. and the mommy 
deer died shortly thereafter. zippity doo wah out on the 
ground. and dick cut julie down from the tree and he looked
 at the dead deer at
Feet. and he grabbed her around the neck and pushed his 
tongue right down her mouth. and he said, wow, nature's so 
bitchin'!

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'bout that time john was driving back down the road feeling
 really good about helping that little old lady out. and he
 saw dick's '57 chevy parked on the side of the road he 
said, wow, he
Be in trouble. I'd better bring along a chainsaw, a 
blowtorch and an icepick just to see if he needs help. then
 he said, whoa, that looks like the afghan sweater that 
julie's grandm
Tted us last summer in ocean beach. what's julie doing 

here? and he hiked through the forest. and he saw the love 
of his life on a dirty brown piece of berber carpet. dick's
 dentures on th
Und chattering. his toupee being carried off by the 
squirrels and cockroaches. and he saw red and he started up
 a blowtorch (bwooh). then he welded their bodies together,
 took an icepick out of
Ret manilla envelope, stabbed them fifty-seven times. 
started up a chainsaw (br-r-r-r-r), cut off dick's ankle. 
put his foot right in his mouth and says, look's like you 
put your foot in y
Outh one last time, dickie boy! then he looked at the
Dead deer at their feet and he picked them up. and he gave 
the mommy deer mouth to mouth resucitation, but to no 
avail. the mommy deer was dead. and he gave the baby deer 
mouth to mouth resucit
And the baby deer came back to life. charles bronsan had 
tears in his eyes, I guess 'cause nature had been 
vindicated. david coresh was selling barbequed ribs on the 
side. the mommy deer still
Ead. and he said:

Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive
Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive
Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive
Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive

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