Before you date a reader, you've been warned You're up against a guy who died in chapter four You said: I read a bit, I saw two books Didn't see the TBR behind the door If you date a reader, read the fine print You're the side character, their book boyfriends are the main event Bite a lip (hey) you might get lucky tonight Tears on a page, say goodbye to your plans on sight If you date a reader, sign the consent To random sobbing over characters that never even existed, yeah If you date a reader, you've been warned, that's it (You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, oh) (You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it) Before you date a reader, you should probably call your bank Make up heels a little dinner, yeah, you've got that in the tank But then she sees deluxe edition and your budget starts to shake One signed copy, cute, three sprayed edges, big mistake So, if you wanna love a reader, get in line behind the cast Billionaires and faded mates and princes with tragic pasts You're competing with an army on an overcrowded shelf (hey) If you date a reader, sign the consent For just one chapter till 3 AM hits Yeah, if you date a reader, you've been warned, that's it (You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, hey) (You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, hey) You'll learn their type, enemies to lovers You'll learn their vibe, 300 year old phase and faded mates You'll learn, book hangover, means cancelling plans again If you date a reader, read the fine print You'll learn real quick, where you stand Somewhere between a book (hey, hey, hey) And her fictional men If you date a reader, sign the consent (hey) To be loved in footnotes and blood twist Yeah, I date a reader and I won't quit (I've been warned, I've been warned, that's it, hey) (I've been warned, I've been warned, that's it, hey)