Sarah: Hello, this is Saint Etienne here with a special Christmas message for you all. How are you feeling Bob? Bob: I'm feeling dandy and I just want to say Happy Christmas, war is over. How are you feeling Pete? Pete: I'm feeling my oats. It's a bit parky in here, isn't it? Anyone fancy a drink? What's your favourite Christmas drink Bob? Bob: Umm, can I have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of ??? please? Pete: Certainly sir. And Sarah? Sarah: No thank you. eh... can I have a glass of champagne with an Oxo cube in it please? Thank you. Mmmmm. Bob: Do you want a drink Pete, I'm buying this round? Pete: No. Sarah: We've got a couple of songs for you and the first one is... Bob: Driving Home For Christmas, a smashing song by Chris Rea. And the second one is.. Pete: Message In A Bottle, a tribute to the gentle giant of rock, Sting. Sarah: And now we'd all like to say... All: Happy Christmas!!