Murder in The Brady House

Screeching Weasel

Bobby Brady's dealing crack
Marsha's on the pill
Mike's in bed with Alice
And Sam sell dog-chops at his meat shop
Greg is trying on garter belts
And Peter spent 3 nights in jail
Murder in the Brady house
Because Jan Brady couldn't stand it
Murder in the Brady house
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady house
Someone had to break
Cindy called Jan a stinker
For playing ball inside the house
She tattlelated while Alice kissed
The postman on the mouth
Blood is on the TV screen
And guts are on the stairs
Murder in the Brady house
and no one even cares
Murder murder murder murder murder murder

Bobby Brady vendendo crack
Marsha tomando boleta
Mike na cama com Alice
E Sam vendendo carne de cachorro no seu açougue
Greg experimentando cinta-liga
E Peter passou três noites na cadeia
Assassinato na casa Brady
Porque Jan Brady não conseguiu aguentar
Assassinato na casa Brady
As coisas tavam uma beleza
Assassinato na casa Brady
Alguém teve que estragar
Cindy chamou Jan de fedorento
Por jogar bola dentro da casa
Ela tagarelava enquanto Alice beijava
O carteiro na boca
Sangue na tela da TV
E tripas na escada
Assassinato na casa Brady
E ninguém sequer se importa
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