It’s so funny and quite amusing And it’s not too late for believing Consequences are hard for choosers And what are you like with your reasons It’s like a joke on countdown always brings the house down You must have been joking, And with the state of the nation guess your occupation, You should have thought But you’re too busy searching for rumours In a world full of pages And you’re so sorry And it’s so confusing in a world when you’re searching And it’s like a joke on countdown always brings the house down You must have been joking And with the state of the nation guess your occupation You should have thought it was better Later the letters, the penny’s dropped Spent my saturday on a natural emotion Didn’t think a laugh could cause such a commotion What you gonna do when the tide comes in? I’m gonna bomb it and learn to swim And it’s so funny and quite amusing And what are you like with your reasons And consequences are hard for choosers And it’s not too late for believing Later deceiving, think of the world.