Em                                     C 
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
            Am 
She's the greatest cook
          C      
And she's fat free

( Em  C )

Em 
She's been to private school
                   C            
And she speaks perfect French
              Am           
She's got the perfect friends
            C 
Oh isn't she cool?

Em 
She practices Tai Chi
            C 
She'd never lose her nerve
                    Am
She's more than you deserve
             C 
She's just far better than me
             G
Hey, hey!

         D 
So don't bother
Am              C 
I won't die of deception
G              D                Am 
I promise you won't ever see me cry
        C            G 
Don't feel sorry

            D 
And don't bother
          Am
I'll be fine
                C 
But she's waiting
G                    D                 Am    Cm
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don't bother, be unkind

( Em  C )

Em 
I'm sure she doesn't know
                 C 
How to touch you like I would
                  Am 
I beat her at that one good
          C 
Don't you think so?

Em 
She's almost six feet tall
               C 
She must think I'm a flea
                 Am 
I'm really a cat, you see
            C 
And it's not my last life at all
             G 
Hey, hey!

         D 
So don't bother
Am              C 
I won't die of deception
G              D                Am 
I promise you won't ever see me cry
        C        G 
Don't feel sorry
            D 
And don't bother
          Am
I'll be fine
                C 
But she's waiting
G                    D                 Am    Cm
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don't bother, be unkind

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G|------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------|
B|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-12------------|
G|------------------------------12----------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

E|----------------------14-14-14-15-16------|
B|-15-15-15-15-15-15-15---------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------15-------|
B|-16-16-16-16-16-16-10-10-10-12---15-------|
G|------------------------------12----------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't

G         D 
  So don't bother
Am                          C 
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
G             D                  Am  C 
I promise you won't ever see me cry

G          D                Am                C 
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
G              D                 Am  C 
I promise you won't ever see me cry

G       D 
  Don't bother
Am                          C 
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
G              D                Am    C 
I promise you won't ever see me cry

G         D
And after all I'm glad that
                            Am
I'm not your type, not your type
C 
Not your type, not your type
G          D                        Am  C 
I promise you won't ever see me cry