Well my car it ain't too cool
Yeah, and it runs when it wants to
And I barely got through school
Somewhere, some say, there's a screw loose

My best friend sleeps on my couch
Yeah, he's a musician too
So it's hard for me to see
Why she loves someone like me

With all my little imperfections
How I don't have much direction
Singing Free Bird in the shower
And I don't water the flowers

Fall asleep in chick flick movies
Margaritas make me loopy
She keeps me guessing
Why she likes my little imperfections
My little imperfections

Well, my ladder of success
Has got a few rungs missin
And even when I look my best
Looks like I'm goin' fishin'

When her dad makes fun of me
Well she never listens
'Cause that girl don't give a damn
She like me the way I am

With all my little imperfections
How I don't have much direction
Singing Free Bird in the shower
And I don't water the flowers

Fall asleep in chick flick movies
Margaritas make me loopy
She keeps me guessing
Why she likes my little imperfections
My little imperfections

Yeah, she likes my little imperfections
How I don't have much direction
Singing Free Bird in the shower
And I don't water the flowers

Fall asleep in chick flick movies
Margaritas make me loopy
She keeps me guessing
Why she likes my little imperfections

My little imperfections
I don't vote in no election
And my hair is gettin' thinner
And I still love Lynyrd Skynyrd

I don't have a lot of money
And my jokes are never funny
She keeps me guessing
Why she likes my little imperfections
My little imperfections
My little imperfections

One of my legs is shorter than the other one
Drives her crazy