Intro (D, G, D, G, D, G, D, G) D G Now I wish I had my picture D G on the Rolling Stone today D G and I wish that the Enquirer D G would spread a rumor that I was gay D G and I wish I had some buddies D G Some movie stars and such D G Cause I probably wouldn't worry about D G The two of us as much No, no (Chorus) G A And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah D C G/B G on Caviar and Cocaine G A and I would not remember Bm A D How you broke my heart today Oh yeah D G You know I, I wish I had a supermodel D G So skinny and so wild D G and a waitress in Nevada D G She says she's carrying my child D G and I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard D G My hair blowin in the wind D G And I'd stop at fancy restaurants D G And they'd finally let me in Ooo yeah G A And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah D C G/B G On Caviar and Cocaine G A And I would not remember Bm A D How you broke my heart today (Solo)D, G, D, G, D, G, D, G, A, D, C, G, A, Bm, A, D, G, D, G D G And now I wish I had my picture D G With the Rolling Stones today D G And I wish that the Enquirer D G would spread a rumor that I was gay D G Now I wish I knew a movie star D G Someone like Charlie Sheen D G Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kalin D G Ooo, Then I guess he'd hang out with me Oh yeah G A And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah D C G/B G On Caviar and Cocaine G A And I would not remember Bm A D How you broke my heart today G, D, G, D, G, D, G, D G C G/B E A D g b e E A D g b e E A D g b e 3 2 o o 3 3 o 3 2 o 3 3 0 2 o o 3 3