You set the standard for everyone
The standard to avoid
And yet youre hogging the spotlight again
And everyone is annoyed
Your affectations are obvious
The trends so easily seen
Another martyr is nailed to the swatch
The fantasy is obscene
Youre a prop, youre a prop
Youre a fuckin laughingstock
Youre a prop, youre a prop
This charade has got to stop
Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop
So go out and let them know
Whos the big man of the show
Whos the piss-ant livin large
Whos the no-one takin charge
Will you be seen in the scene
Does your rep still come up squeaky clean
Will you be seen in the scene that hates you
Mocks you, mocks you, theyre mocking you
At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top
At the top, at the top, number one
Hes got the spot
Shit list, shit list, tops the list, so go out
And let them know
Whos the big man of the show
Whos the piss-ant livin large
Whos the nothing takin charge
Will you be seen in the scene
Does your rep still come up squeaky clean
Will you be seen in the scene that hates you
Mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you
Youre a prop, youre a prop
Laughingstock
Gets no props, gets no props
Laughingstock
Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop