[Homer] You could close down Moe's Or the Kwik-E-Mart And nobody would care But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere [Belle] We're the sauce on your steak The cheese in your cake We put the spring in Springfield [Dancer 1] We're the lace on the nightgown [Dancer 2] The point after touchdown [Belle & Dancers] Yes, we put the spring in Springfield [Belle] We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price [Rev Lovejoy] Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals [Dancer 1] Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad [Dancer 2] They seem to entertain your dad [Belle & Dancers] The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine Yes, we keep the in Springfield [Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner] We remember our first visit [Mayor Quimby] The service was exquisite! [Mrs Quimby] Why, Joseph, I had no idea! [Mayor Quimby] Come on now, you were working here! [Grampa & Jasper] Without it, we'd have had no fun Since the March of 1961! [Bart] To shut it down now would be twisted [Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney] We just heard this place existed [Dancers] We're the highlights in your hairdo [Apu] The extra arms on Vishnu! [Dancers] So, don't take the [Men] We won't take the [All] Yes, let's keep the in Springfield!