I went to see the doctor He said: You’re pretty sick You got a real bad habits You better stop right quick I said: Doctor, that’s real bad news Don’t know what I’m gonna do Doctor, nothing’s wrong with me Doctor, doctor, can’t you see? Doctor, I ain’t gonna die Just write me an alibi I went to see a shaman He said: You’ll be alright Just keep doing what you love Every single night I said: That’s what I need to hear Took away my childish fears Doctor, you’re a stand up guy Doctor, doctor, my oh my Doctor, you’re the one for me That’s the mojo that I need Don’t you know I feel alright Doing what I do? I ain’t gonna tow the line Not till I turn blue All we got is one short life That’s the people say And I ain’t gonna waste a second Doing what you say I won’t be the one you like I won’t be the boy next door I won’t be the chosen one That’s not what I’m here for I don’t like the way you are I despise what you hold dear Don’t you try to make me change I’ll haunt you for a thousand years Doctor, don’t you talk that way Doctor, don’t you mess my day Doctor, stay away from me Sick is what I’d rather be Doctor, doctor, doctor death Doctor, doctor, I’m out of breath Doctor, I ain’t gonna die Just write me an alibi