Swerving through the street Drunk as fuck Searching for a open store I think I'm out of luck Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol Hit her car Smash it up Pull her out Beat her up Take her money Run her down Can't find any beer It's way past two There's just one thing we can do Hit her car Smash it up Pull her out Beat her up Take her money Run her down Drive her face out of town Drunk drivers against mad mothers