D#m F#
She's a movie star arrangement
Got a touch of Bergman to her face
C# D#m F#
She wears suits and buys him flowers
C#
Smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes
[Refrain]
D#m D
He says uh oh I love you
D#m D
But I'm not sure I trust you
C#
You seem strange to me
[Verse 2]
D#m F#
She's got green eyes and she's lovely
C#
Reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips
D#m F#
Got an automatic license
C#
Reads all Dostoyevsky's household tips
[Refrain]
D#m D
He says uh oh I love you
D#m D
But I'm not sure I trust you
C#
You seem strange to me
F#
How come everyone suspects her
B
Attach her to a lie detector
G#m B
Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn
F#
And every time she answers yes
B
The needles on his polygraph test
G#m B
Just go round in circles like his brain
F# G#m F#
[Verse 3]
D#m F#
She's got long hair but she's ugly
C#
Got a touch of Einstein to her brain
D#m F#
She wears fat clothes but she's cunning
C#
People say she's easy all the same
[Refrain]
D#m D
He says uh oh I love you
D#m D
But I'm not sure I trust you
C#
You seem strange to me
F#
How come everyone suspects her
B
Attach her to a lie detector
G#m B
Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn
F#
And every time she answers yes
B
The needles on his polygraph test
G#m B
Just go round in circles like his brain
F# G#
It took a thousand cliches just to scold her
F# G#m
Took a man from Stepford and a tape recorder
F# G#m
Got his ego broken, so crestfallen
B Bm
You made a start, you made us laugh
F#
Stop it. You're a grown man baby
G# F#
It's just that your head's no good
