E Now I've been drinkin' since I was four A Ain't had enough and I still want more E B Fill 'em up again place the glasses in a row E I've been in the horrors and started to shake A But good hard liquor is what I take E B And my pal alcohol I love you so A When I'm far away from home E And there's no pub I brew my own A B Out of vegetables or anything that grows E I drink it till my eyes bulge out A Then I scream and rave and shout E B 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so A I've a lot of good reasons for drinkin' E And one has just entered my head A If you don't have a charge while you're livin' B You've got no flamin' chance when you're dead E Oh I don't care what people think A It's a well known fact I'll die from drink E B 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so A I've very fine physicians E They've guarded me since my youth A One doctors name is Toohey B The other ones name is Tooth E I've seen my whiskers curl and singe A When I get through from a weekend binge E B 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so A When I'm far away from home E And there's no pub I brew my own A B Out of vegetables or anything that grows E I drink it till my eyes bulge out A Then I scream and rave and shout E B 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so A Oh I hear there's a drink called water E It may appeal to some blokes A But to me I think it's unhealthy B See what it does to the bottoms of boats E This song's about to end I think A So I must go for another drink E B 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so