Why do you play so fast...to be cool? If you think you'll last...you're just fools You try to be something...that you're not And all you do is fill our ears...with rot You claim to play hardcore Well that's a bunch of shit You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids A real group of tits You make your bed you lay in I bet it's made of shit You think you're all so macho I bet you all have clits [CHORUS] You're just a douche crew You're just a douche crew You're just a douche crew You're just a douche crew We offered you our hands Yu just turned your backs You're just a bunch of poser douchbag Faggot, dickless, hacks Wearing all their douchy clothes They like to watch each other pose They're all the same, so fuckin' lame We'll shove their spikes right up their holes [CHORUS-MOSH PART]