As soon as I got a paycheck, You ask me to make it hightech And to bleach my flecks. Tabloids will be all over it. Do you think I should be timid? All licketysplit. 'Upswing, plaything!' That's very flattering. 'Brand new!' And that's just a preview. 'One-two!' I wouldn't know how to... As soon as I got a paycheck, You ask me to make it hightech And to bleach my flecks. Tabloids will be all over it. Do you think I should be timid? All licketysplit. 'Upswing, plaything!' That's very flattering. 'Brand new!' And that's just a preview. 'One-two!' I wouldn't know how to... I wouldn't know how to... I wouldn't... As soon as I got a paycheck You ask me to make it hightech And to bleach my flecks.