Buddha Rhubarb Butter

As for my single self
I had as lief not be as live to be in awe of such a thing 
as I myself.
As for my own concern
I had as think to think as keep on thinking not so hard as 
for the brain to burn.
And at the salad bar a man he stares into the croutons 
hypnotized by powers of the Bac-O-Bits.
And I expose myself to stimuli unfit for people outside the
 controls of an experiment.