Mountain Town
Stan:
There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
O, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and broooooooown
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow I mean
This is a day when it's hard to wear a frooooooown
All the happy people stop to say hello
Even though the temperature's low.
It's Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

(Dialouge)
Stan's mom:
O what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus he's tender and mild
He wore a smile while he wore a thorny croooooown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town

(Dialouge)
Stan:
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drooooooooown
Kenny:
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
Cuz Terrance and Phillip are sweet!
Stan:
That's right!
Stan, Kenny and Church Chior:
It's Sunday morning in our quiet little mountain town

(Dialouge)
Kyle's mom:
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace
That's why I moved to this redneck mushegenna quiet mountain toooooooooooown

(Dialouge)
Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman:
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
Cuz the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
Cuz Terrance and Phillip are sweet (super-sweet!)
Thank god we live in the quiet little redneck poduck white trash KICKASS!
U..... S..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!