Hello everyone and welcome to McKenicks. Now please put your hands together and welcome Santa Clause and Jesus Christ. Santa: Hello everybody. Jesus: How y'all doin' tonight? Santa: You know Jesus, there have been so many wonderful songs written about us over the years. Jesus: That's right Santa, and we love each and every one of them. Like this one: Joy to the world, for I have come. Let Earth receive me! Let every heart, prepare me room. Santa: And Heaven and nature sing- Jesus: And Heaven and nature sing- Santa: And Heaven and nature sing- Jesus: And Heaven and nature sing- Santa & Jesus: And Heaven and Heaven and nature sing! Santa: Ya know Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like this one: Up on the house-top reindeer pause, out jumps good old me. Down through the chimney with lots of toys, All for the little ones Christmas joys. Santa & Jesus: Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? Santa: Up on the house-top click, click, click, Down through the chimney with good old me. Jesus: Get away. Santa: Go away? Jesus: Get away. Santa: Where away? Jesus: Away in a manger, no crib for my bed. That's where cute little lone me lay down my sweet head. The stars in the sky look down where I lay. Cute little eight pound me, lay sleep in the hay. Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant. Oh come ye to Bethlehem to see me. Santa: Here's one- Jesus: Hark the herald angels sing- Santa: It's my turn. Jesus: -glory to me. Silent night- Santa: Uh- Jesus: -holy night. All is calm, all is right Round yon virgin mother and me. Holding me tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace. Santa: Ok Jesus here's one you might remember: Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land! Jesus: Santa, that's not a Christmas song. Santa: I know, but there's like 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones. It's not fair just do it yourself, I'm leaving! Jesus: Oh, c'mon Santa you can't leave. Santa: No, fuck you Jesus! Jesus: But Santa. The weather outside is frightful,- Santa: Oh. Jesus: -But the fire is so delightful. Santa: Well...since I've no place to go. Santa & Jesus: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Jesus: It doesn't show signs of stoppin'. Santa: But I've got some corn for poopin' and poppin'. Jesus: The lights are turned way down low. So- Santa & Jesus: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. The fire is slowly dyin'. Santa: And my dear we're still good bop-be-byein'. Jesus: But as long as you love me so. Santa & Jesus: Let it snow, let it snow, let it- Jesus: -snooow! Santa: Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!