Gm                 F
Behold the way our fine feathered friend,
Bb             D
His virtue doth parade
Gm                   F
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
   Bb                 D
The picture thou hast made

Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright truthful sincere,
And slightly dopey gent


Gm      D          Gm          D 
My funny Valentine,  sweet, comic Valentine, 
Eb   Gm     Eb             Cm   D 
you make me smile with my heart. 
Gm            D         Gm    C 
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, 
Eb             Cm              Dm   Eb
yet you're my favourite work of art. 
  
CHORUS:   
        Bb      Cm       Bb      Cm            
Is your figure less than Greek? 
        Bb       Cm    Bb     Cm            
Is your mouth a little weak? 
         Dm        Gm            Eb     Cm D 
When you open it to speak, are you smart? 
  
   
    Gm            D           Gm        C 
But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me, 
Eb     Cm    D         Gm    Bb7 
Stay, little Valentine, stay..      
Eb           F           Bb     Cm  Bb  Cm 
Each day is Valentine's day.