Halloween Candy

The friendly child molester
Is preparing for halloween
It's that time of the year again
Where the kids are out and about
Halloween costumes are foreplay
For the lecherous manic molester
But he's so jolly n' he's so sweet
You'd think it's christmas day

Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child 
molester
His pants zipped down and ski mask on you know he's on the 
prowl
Trick or treat, the treat's the trick
So beware of what you ask for
With candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be
 spared
On this halloween night

Hey fat kid in the pumpkin suit
Hogging all the candy in town
Don't give that boy a black eye
Didn't your mom teach you to share
But the jolly child molester
Has enough treats for every child
So don't be sad and wear a smile
'Cos the kiddy fiddler will not run out of halloween candy

On halloween night there's a very friendly man
With a very peculiar preferential taste
But he has candy for all the kids
Ages ten below
18 And up you're out of luck
You're just too old for toys, for sweets, too old to trick 
or treat

Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child 
molester
His pants zipped down and ski mask on you know he's on the 
prowl
Trick or treat, the treat's the trick
So beware of what you ask for
With candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be
 spared
On this halloween night