intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G C Am C Am It's college time again, September's alomost here C Am Fm Gm Hanging with freshman girls, frat partie kegs of beer C Am C Am I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi, C Am Fm G We take some Oxycontin, Dave Matthews getting high. Prechorus: Fm G Fm G And then as I undress her, I start my stimulus Fm G (stop) Fm Am B C Am She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus Chorus: C Am C Am C Am C Am I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor C Am C Am Fm G C Am A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man Verse 2: Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants I love her student body, she wants a better grade I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid