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She's got a smile, oh she's got a smile
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And she's flashing it right at me

She's got a wink, a wink across the bar
and I know that's meant to be.
She's got a walk, oh she's walking over
and I think this could be my day.
She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend
Why she standing in her way?

*strum G C D G
Its a big fat friend
Oh God there's always one (Big fat friend)
To spoil my f**king fun.

Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock
Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna
block the c**k
Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'l contend,
But I cannot compete with your big fat friend

*pick again

So big fat friend, ah we meet again,
You won't leave her alone
you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments 
while you're sucking on a chicken bone

I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me

My non-discriminating friend
So what that you're a cow (non discriminating friend)
I'll nail you any how.
I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds
But for every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds.