The I Dont Know Where Im Going But Im Going Nowhere In A Hurry Blues

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Miss Beverly Jones had a PHD in Physics
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And She went to town to look for some work
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Everyplace she applied, said that she was qualified
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To be a secretary or a clerk
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And the word got out on the day she was born
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But she was twenty-five years getting the news
              D
And had the "I don't know where I'm going
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but I'm going nowhere in a hurry" blues


[Verse II]

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My friend Fred felt lucky last Tuesday
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And he took himself on out to the track
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He was armed with a hot tip, and a hundred dollar bill
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But, that fool had to hitch hike back
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The horse that he bet on was leading all the way
         C                     Am
Then he tossed off one of his shoes
      D
That horse had the " I don't know where I going
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but I'm going nowhere in a hurry" blues


[Verse III]

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And It's I don't know where I'm going
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Don't know how long this Journey will last
                  G
And It's I don't know where I'm going
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The future is one big mirror of the past
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And I've been loosing so long it feels like winning
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Kick me again and I'll come up grinning
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All my time I spend stsnding still
       D                              G
In a world that's spinning round so fast

[Verse IV]

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And it was on a Sunday morning
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About a hundred years ago
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The message come without a warning
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Thought everybody told him so
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The last thing that General Custer said
         C                     Am
when he looked up and saw the Sioux
    D
Was I got the " I don't know there I going
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but I'm going nowhere in a hurry too
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A fatal dose of the " I don't know where I'm going
               C                  Am
but I'm going nowhere in a hurry blues
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The I don't know where i'm going but I'm going