Hey Jack...I know what your thinking. That now's
As good as any to start drinking. Hey
Scotty...Yeah...What's it gonna be? A gin &
Tonic sounds might mighty good to me.

Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every
Time, but I don't think another drinks' gonna
Make me lose my mind. So I think about my
Next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
Makes 3 tonight.

Well I know this cat named Mo. He wanders to
And fro. Iis and my favorite waterin' hole. I said
Hey Mo, "how you doing, where have you
Been?"
He said, "I've been fine with my whiskey, wine
And gin."

Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every
Time, but I don't think another drinks' gonna
Make me lose my mind. So I think about my
Next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
Makes 3 tonight.

All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh
Oh oh oh 2x

Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every
Time, but I don't think another drinks' gonna
Make me lose my mind. So I think about my
Next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
Makes 3 tonight.