Morality patrol
First amendment she's coming down
First amendment she's coming down
First amendment she's coming down
First amendment she's coming down

Agents of morality, clean America for you and me
Fundamentalist authorities judging dirt from clean
Cloaked in a flag and bible disguise, gonna clean our ears and eyes
Better not speak up, don't you realize it's in God we trust?

Freedom take cover they're gunning for you, the decency police
Extend their reach with know-all speech, the decency police
Watching out for us, who needs freedom when you have them?

From the 700 Club to Capitol Hill, imposed agenda to instill
Mad with their self-righteous lies to clean our ears and our eyes
Little do they know we're catching on to them
Clock will strike 11, voters wake up rid us of them

Freedom take cover they're gunning for you, the decency police
Extend their reach with know-all speech, the decency police
Watching out for us, who needs freedom when you have them?

They got a brand new bible waiting for you, yes they do
They are gonna change everything you say and do
The decency police they know what's right
Freedom of choice they aim to fight
You better wake up, you better close down
Before it gets too late

Freedom take cover they're gunning for you, the decency police
Extend their reach with know-all speech, the decency police
Watching out for us, who needs freedom when you have them?