Oh, Dr Beeching what have you done? There once were lots of trains to catch But soon there will be none I'll have to buy a bike, 'cos I can't afford a car Oh, Dr Beeching what a naughty man you are! Oh, Dr Beeching what have you done? There once were lots of trains to catch But soon there will be none I'll have to buy a bike, 'cos I can't afford a car Oh, Dr Beeching what a naughty man you are!