Intro| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------- B|----------------------------------------------------------------------- G|----------------------------------------------------------------------- 2x D|------5-5-4-4-5-5-----5-5-4-4-5-5-----5-5-4-4-5-5-7-7-5-5-4-4-5-5------ A|------------------0-0-------------3-3---------------------------------- E|--3-3------------------------------------------------------------------ Scotty doesn't know that fiona and me do it in my van every sunday She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go Still she's on her knees and scotty doesn't know Chorus| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G|----------------------5555555555555555----------------------55555555--22222222- D|--55555555--44444444--5555555555555555--55555555--44444444--55555555--22222222- A|--55555555--22222222--3333333333333333--55555555--22222222--33333333--00000000- E|--33333333------------------------------33333333------------------------------- Ohhh scotty doesn't know So don't tell scotty Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know (So don't tell scotty) Verse| PALM MUTED! E|-------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------11------ G|------------22222222--55555555----10------10--10-- D|--55555555--22222222--55555555----10------8---10-- A|--55555555--00000000--33333333--8------8------8--- E|--33333333---------------------------------------- Fiona says she's out shopping E|---------------------------------------------------- B|---------------------------------------------------- G|------------22222222--55555555--10101010------------ D|--55555555--22222222--55555555--10101010--10101010-- A|--55555555--00000000--33333333--8-8-8-8---10101010-- E|--33333333--------------------------------8-8-8-8--- But she's under me and i'm not stopping Chorus| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G|----------------------5555555555555555----------------------55555555--22222222- D|--55555555--44444444--5555555555555555--55555555--44444444--55555555--22222222- A|--55555555--22222222--3333333333333333--55555555--22222222--33333333--00000000- E|--33333333------------------------------33333333------------------------------- Verse| PALM MUTED! E|-------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------11------ G|------------22222222--55555555----10------10--10-- D|--55555555--22222222--55555555----10------8---10-- A|--55555555--00000000--33333333--8------8------8--- E|--33333333---------------------------------------- I can't believe he's so trusting E|--------------------------------------------------- B|--------------------------------------11-10-------- G|------------22222222--55555555--1010--10-10-------- D|--55555555--22222222--55555555--1010--10----10----- A|--55555555--00000000--33333333------8-------------- E|--33333333----------------------------------------- While i'm right behind you thrusting E|-------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------11------ G|------------22222222--55555555----10------10--10-- D|--55555555--22222222--55555555----10------8---10-- A|--55555555--00000000--33333333--8------8------8--- E|--33333333---------------------------------------- Fiona's got him on the phone Yes she's trying not to moan E|---------------------------------------------------- B|---------------------------------------------------- G|------------22222222--55555555--10101010------------ D|--55555555--22222222--55555555--10101010--10101010-- A|--55555555--00000000--33333333--8-8-8-8---10101010-- E|--33333333--------------------------------8-8-8-8--- It's a threeway call and he knows nothing Chorus| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G|----------------------5555555555555555----------------------55555555--22222222- 2x D|--55555555--44444444--5555555555555555--55555555--44444444--55555555--22222222- A|--55555555--22222222--3333333333333333--55555555--22222222--33333333--00000000- E|--33333333------------------------------33333333------------------------------- Bridge| [CAUTION| Twanging] E|---------------------------------------------------- B|--12-10--12---------------------------------------- G|--12-12-----12r----------------------------------- D|--------------------4444--5555--2222---555555555---- A|--------------------2222--3333--0000---333333333---- E|---------------------------------------------------- The... parking lot... why not? It's so cool when your on top It's full on in the snow Life is so hard cause scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Intro| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------- B|----------------------------------------------------------------------- G|----------------------------------------------------------------------- 2x D|------5-5-4-4-5-5-----5-5-4-4-5-5-----5-5-4-4-5-5-7-7-5-5-4-4-5-5------ A|------------------0-0-------------3-3---------------------------------- E|--3-3------------------------------------------------------------------ ...I did her on his birthday Ending Solo| [Played along with Chorus] E|------------------------------------ B|------------------------------------ G|--14b16h14--12------------------12-- D|-----------------------14-12-14----- A|------------------------------------ E|------------------------------------