I came to meet you off the Western Line
We hailed a taxi to save drinking time
It's hustle bustle, don't you feel the rush?
The law can't touch us with their flimsy brush

And that's why I persist
Where others can resist temptation
To be with you
I'm going to keep the cosmic trigger-happy
Keep the cosmic trigger-happy
Keep it real

I know the doorman at the Hippo Club
(He's called Paul)
He let us in for free to hear the dub
(He engineered us once on a track called "Don't Be A Fool, Billy")
We drank a double at the upstairs bar
(On Fierce Panda Records)
Then headed downstairs coz it's better by far

And that's why I persist
Where others can resist temptation
To be with you
I'm going to keep the cosmic trigger-happy
Keep the cosmic trigger-happy
Keep it real

And that's why I persist
Where others can resist temptation
To be with you
I'm going to keep the cosmic trigger-happy
Keep the cosmic trigger-happy
Keep it
Keep it
Keep it real

Chewing Chewing Gum (Reprise)

[Gruff:]
Blowing bubbles
I've got stuff on my mind
A thought left behind, so:

[Cian:]
Don't go chewing in bed
You might wake up with it stuck in your hair
[Repeat to end]

[Gruff:]
That's right, don't go chewing now
You might get it right stuck in your hair
[Repeat to end]

[Bunf:]
Chew, chew, chew, chewing gum
[Repeat to end]

[Dafydd:]
That's right, don't go chewing now
Aah-aah!
[Repeat to end]