First off i'm saddened that there weren't any tabs of this song out yet, like serously 
has to be the greatest

Well to start off, Me and my friends started working on this song and we're pretty sure 
it's 100% right or
close to it, plus we got help for Mr Robert Cantor himself.

The cords for the entire song are
B  E  A   D.

so here we go

Verse 1
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------NO-GUITAR------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

chorus
               B         E              A        D
e|-------------2---------0--------------0--------2--|
B|-------------4---------0--------------2--------3--|
G|-------------4---------1--------------2--------2--|
D|-------------4---------2--------------2--------0--|
A|-------------2---------2--------------0--------0--|
E|-------------2---------0--------------0--------0--|
  We're in the Mini Mall.   Working the Carnival

              B          E            A        D
e|------------2----------0------------0--------2----|
B|------------4----------0------------2--------3----|
G|------------4----------1------------2--------2----|
D|------------4----------2------------2--------0----|
A|------------2----------2------------0--------0----|
E|------------2----------0------------0--------0----|

Verse 2
e|---------------------------|
B|--12-10-9------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|
 |
 |
e|---------------------------|
B|--9--10-12-----------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|
              Who's to Blame?


e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------1----2---------------------------------------------|
A|2---2---2----4--------------------0---0---0---2---4---5---5----4----3|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
  Yellow Ties the swave fellow.  Write Heteraphonic Tunes of how love bites
  REd the Proud loud guy we adore. "Is my amp too high?" No Turn it up more

        *note: you can play this part pm or clean both sound good

     full distortion
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------0----0----0-------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------1-------2----------------------4----3----2-----------------------|
A|2------2------2-------4-------------------------------------------------5----4----3----------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  So Grays in the Back...  ...He's knocking down the shots like Bill Lambeer.
  Send Home the locksmith...  ...to unlock the rock in the act if you please

  *note: both of these parts are played faster than they appear, same tempo as the chorus

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------0----0----0-------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------1-------2----------------------4----3----2-----------------------|
A|2------2------2-------4-------------------------------------------------5----4----3----------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 |
 |
 |              B             E                   A              D
e|--------------2-------------0-------------------0--------------2--|
B|--------------4-------------0-------------------2--------------3--|
G|--------------4-------------1-------------------2--------------2--|
D|--------------4-------------2-------------------2--------------0--|
A|--------------2-------------2-------------------0--------------0--|
E|--------------2-------------0-------------------0--------------0--|
  So Open the Case, Give Blue the bass, And Jiggle your boodiggle all over the place.


Chorus X2
               B         E              A        D
e|-------------2---------0--------------0--------2--|
B|-------------4---------0--------------2--------3--|
G|-------------4---------1--------------2--------2--|
D|-------------4---------2--------------2--------0--|
A|-------------2---------2--------------0--------0--|
E|-------------2---------0--------------0--------0--|
  We're in the Mini Mall.   Working the Carnival

              B          E            A        D
e|------------2----------0------------0--------2----|
B|------------4----------0------------2--------3----|
G|------------4----------1------------2--------2----|
D|------------4----------2------------2--------0----|
A|------------2----------2------------0--------0----|
E|------------2----------0------------0--------0----|

Verse 3                                           B
e|------------------------------------------------2-----|
B|------------------------------------------------4-----|
G|------------------------------------------------4-----|
D|------------------------------------------------2-----|
A|------------------------------------------------2-----|
E|------------------------------------------------2-----|
Revealing that the hall is the place that aims to please
                                E
e|------------------------------0----------|
B|------------------------------0----------|
G|------------------------------1----------|
D|------------------------------2----------|
A|------------------------------2----------|
E|------------------------------0----------|
With unpredictable games and antiquities
                                A
e|------------------------------0----------|
B|------------------------------2----------|
G|------------------------------2----------|
D|------------------------------2----------|
A|------------------------------0----------|
E|------------------------------0----------|
They're collectibles so delectable
                                E
e|------------------------------0----------|
B|------------------------------0----------|
G|------------------------------1----------|
D|------------------------------2----------|
A|------------------------------2----------|
E|------------------------------0----------|
The unreliable style's undetectable

e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-----------No Guitar--------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
  Like i might rap like an english chap...


              B                 E
e|------------2-----------------0-----------|
B|------------4-----------------0-----------|
G|------------4-----------------1-----------|
D|------------4-----------------2-----------|
A|------------2-----------------2-----------|
E|------------2-----------------0-----------|
We're stereosonic We're animatronic
                       A               D
e|---------------------0---------------2----|
B|---------------------2---------------3----|
G|---------------------2---------------2----|
D|---------------------2---------------0----|
A|---------------------0---------------0----|
E|---------------------0---------------0----|
We're rapping with the robo-electronic Ebonics

e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-------------no guitar------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
we're a quick distraction a mechanic attraction Got a penny in your pocket for the slot

Horn Solo


e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----7-7---------------------------7-7-----------------------|
D|-7-9-----9-------------7-7-----7-9-----9-------------7-7-----|
A|-----------7-8-9-9-7-9-----9-------------7-8-9-9-7-9-----9---|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|

e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-------------no guitar------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
Hay ho don't you know...
... We're the marionette quintet

Break Down
     E  E        A  A           BB B  BB B  BB
e|---0--0--------0--0-----------22x2xx22x2xx22-|
B|---0--0--------2--2-----------44x4xx44x4xx44-|
G|---1--1--------2--2-----------44x4xx44x4xx44-|
D|---2--2--------2--2-----------44x4xx44x4xx44-|
A|---2--2--------0--0-----------22x2xx22x2xx22-|
E|---0--0--------0--0-----------22x2xx22x2xx22-|
  We think we're playing in a band.
  But we'd love to give you all a hand

Keyboard solo
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-------------no guitar------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|

Chorus

               B         E              A        D
e|-------------2---------0--------------0--------2--|
B|-------------4---------0--------------2--------3--|
G|-------------4---------1--------------2--------2--|
D|-------------4---------2--------------2--------0--|
A|-------------2---------2--------------0--------0--|
E|-------------2---------0--------------0--------0--|
  We're in the Mini Mall.   Working the Carnival

              B          E            A        D
e|------------2----------0------------0--------2----|
B|------------4----------0------------2--------3----|
G|------------4----------1------------2--------2----|
D|------------4----------2------------2--------0----|
A|------------2----------2------------0--------0----|
E|------------2----------0------------0--------0----|

Break Down
     E  E        A  A           BB B  BB B  BB
e|---0--0--------0--0-----------22x2xx22x2xx22-|
B|---0--0--------2--2-----------44x4xx44x4xx44-|
G|---1--1--------2--2-----------44x4xx44x4xx44-|
D|---2--2--------2--2-----------44x4xx44x4xx44-|
A|---2--2--------0--0-----------22x2xx22x2xx22-|
E|---0--0--------0--0-----------22x2xx22x2xx22-|
  We think we're playing in a band.
  But we'd love to give you all a hand

YEA finished, any questions, comments, edits, concerns, email me at

B*

rate and have fun