Baby, we was making straight a's But we were stuck in a dumb daze Don't take much to memorize your lies I feel like I've been hypnotisized And then that magic man; he come to town Whoo wee! He done spun my head around He said: Recess is in session Two and two make five And now baby, oh, I'm alive Oh, yeah! I'm alive And if you want to be the teacher's pet Well, baby, you just better forget it Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme You better get me to school on time Oh, you know, I was on an honor roll Got good grades and got no soul Raised my hand before I could speak my mind I been biting my tongue too many times And then that magic man said to obey, uh-huh Do what magic man do, not what magic man say Now can I, please, have the attention of the class Today's assignment Kick some ass! And if you want to be the teacher's pet Well, baby, you just better forget it Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme You better get me to school on time And if you want to be the teacher's pet Well, baby, you just better forget it Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme You better get me to school on time This is my final exam Now you all know who I am I might not be that perfect son But ya'll be rockin' when I'm done