D             A
I'm the only gay eskimo,
        Bm         G
I'm the only one I know,
        D              A
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
Bm      G
In my tribe,

   D                          A
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
Bm                    G
But all I wanna do is get into his parka,
         D              A
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
Bm          G
In my tribe,

      D                           A
Well, me and Nuckfluck Chuckbuck, we both like blubber,
    Bm                     G
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber,
        D                A
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
Bm          G
In my tribe,

Ch-k-chss, [Ch-k-chss]

D                     A
I make a wish on the northern lights,
     Bm                            G
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights,
        D                A
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
Bm           G
In my tribe,


And the seals they sing now:

(ad. lib seal sounds)
(MAIS RÁPIDO)

      D                       A
These cold winter nights are taking their toll,
   Bm                      G
I even get excited when I see the North Pole,(NA PARTE DO :"when I see the North Pole"
See the North Pole...                                                  FICA MAIS LENTO)

         D             A
I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo)
        Bm          G
I'm the only one I know, (I'm the only one I
know-ho-ho-ho)
        D              A
I'm the only gay eskimo,
Bm         G
In my tribe,

(spoken:) Now like the proclaimers would sing it:    (À PARTIR DESSA PARTE É RUDO IGUAL
                                                     D, Bm, G...SÓ  D, Bm, G... SÓ MUDA A VELOCIDADE
(sung:)I'm the only gay eskimo, (only only only only)   E O JEITO DE CANTAR E TOCAR,
I'm the only one I know,                                MAS OUVINDO A MÚSICA DÁ PRA PEGAR!)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribe,

(spoken:) Like Bob Dylan!

(sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one Iiiiii know
I'm the only ga-yyyyyyyyyyy eskimo

(spoken:) Like Ric Ocasek from the cars:

(sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo, (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo,
And she used to be mi-i-i-i-ine,

(spoken:) Like Oasis!
I'm, the only gay eskimo!

(various noises, fight in background)

(spoken:) Like Van Morrison:

(mumbled in tune:) There only is one,
I aint seen it come out on street and (mumbles)
'n Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well...
..and the crack was good,

(sung:) Well I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay
eskimo-o)
I'm the only one I know, (only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tri-i-i-i-be...