In heaven there is no beer... (NO BEER?!) That's why we drink it here (WE DRINK IT HERE!) and when we're all gone from here Our friends will be drinking all the beer In heaven there is no beer... (NO BEER?!) That's why we drink it here (WE DRINK IT HERE!) and when we're all gone from here Our friends will be drinking all the beer Lalalalaaaaaaa Lalalalaaaaaaa La-lala.. La-lalalala In Heaven there is no wine (NO WINE!?) Let's drink if you're fine And when it comes our time Our friends will be drinking all the wine Lalalalaaaaaaa Lalalalaaaaaaa La-lala.. La-lalalala In heaven there is no sex (NO SEX!) so let's do the next And when our muscles no longer flex Someone else will be having all the sex Lalalalaaaaaaa Lalalalaaaaaaa La-lala.. La-lalalala In heaven there is no drink At Least, that's what I think And when we gone from here Our friends will be drinking all the drink In heaven there is no beer... (NO BEER?!) That's why we drink it here (WE DRINK IT HERE!) and when we're all gone from here Our friends will be drinking all the beer Everybody Lalalalaaaaaaa Lalalalaaaaaaa La-lala.. La-lalalala