[Intro] A  F#m 

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And irony is okay, I suppose, culture is to blame 
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You try and mask your pain in the most postmodern way 
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You lack substance when you say 
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Something like, "Oh, what a shame" 
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It's just a self-referential way that stops you having to be human 
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I'm assuming you'll balloon when you remove the dirty spoon 
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And start consuming like a human, that's what I am assuming 

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I'm sure that you're not just another girl 
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I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist 
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I feel like you're running out of all the things 
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I liked you for 

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Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers? 
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'Cause it always ends with us hating each other 
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Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in 
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I've just got one more thing to say 

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And why would you believe 

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You could control how you're perceived 
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When at your best you're intermediately 
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Versed in your own feelings? 
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Keep on putting off conceiving 
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It's only you that you're deceiving 
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Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style, I'll leave it 

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Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers? 
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'Cause it always ends with us hating each other 
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Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in 
     D                 E 
I've just got one more thing to say 

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I'm just pissed off because you pied me off 
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After your show when you let go of my hand 
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In front of some sket who wanted to bitch 

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