Insipid Sedentary Girl

All my life I've been waiting for a girl like you.
You're no fun, you're the one insipid sedentary girl.
You came along and stole my heart and tore my mind in two, 
I owe the world to you insipid sedentary girl.
All my friends curse the day that I fell for you, and 
sometimes I do too insipid sedentary girl.
But they don't know all the things that you and I don't do,
 they're probably jealous too insipid sedentary.
 Insipid sedentary girl, baby I love you so.
And if what they say is true I'm just too dumb to ever 
know. Now I sit on the couch and grow old with you, and fat
 and ugly too insipid sedentary girl.
 Banality, you and me, and your hamster too, the things I 
used to do insipid sedentary girl.
 I haven't been to see my friends in about a year or two, 
but baby I got you insipid sedentary girl.
Sometimes I wish that I could go and do the things they do,
 but that would anger you insipid sedentary...