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If I didn't know better I'd hang my hat right there
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If I didn't know better I'd follow you up the stairs

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Stop saying those sweet things you know I like to hear
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The horns are blowing louder and the bailiff's drawing near

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Why do I keep drinking
Em            Bm
Wasting my time on you
Em            F#
If I didn't know better

Well damnit
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I do
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There's a hole in what you're saying

I can plainly see
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You have a lover that's waiting but baby you're right here with me
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Ooh
You might as well be the devil
Oh
Keeping me out past three
Oh
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You're the one with that apple so baby you can't blame me
Em                 Bm
Why don't you keep drinking
Em            Bm
Get me one night with you
Em           F#
If I didn't know better

Well damnit
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I do
You know that I do
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Oh
Baby you're right here with me
Oh
Baby you know