I don't fly I'm not a hunk And I'm not indebted to Jabba the Hutt Don't have a ship Or any droids Unless you count my cardboard C3PO We haven't been chased by a guy named Boba Fett You haven't saved me when I'm Stuck in Carbonite But just like in Star wars So many stars in the Universe I've wished on every one To be your Han So be my Leia You're from Boston not Alderaan But I'll treat you like a princess anyway You won't back down Like Obi Wan So I can trust you with my secret rebel base We fell in love But not inside a space slug We never had to save my Best friend Chewbacca But just like in Star Wars So many stars in the Universe I've wished on every one To be your Han So be my Leia You're the coolest girl I know I'm a nerd that likes Star Wars I'm a nerd that loves Star Wars But I love you more And just like in Star Wars So many stars in the Universe I've wished on every one I've wished on every one And unlike the Death Star Exploded when Luke shot its core Forever and ever I'll be your Han So be my Leia