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[Verse]
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Well we've all heard tales about Little Johnny,
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Gets in trouble at school, filthy little mouth,
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He called the teacher a tool, during design and technology
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But during science, the teacher he respected,
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broke down his defiance with a subject unexpected,
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Of what would be, when massive chunks of ice fall in the sea

[Bridge]
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And Johnny comes in from school and says "Mum, 

[Chorus]
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there's a star on fire in the sky,
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And it scares me I don't know why",
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Little Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says,
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"Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here,
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Remember last year when we nearly lost the house,
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And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned"

[Instrumental] (x2)
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[Verse]
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So look here now, Little Johnny's on a mission,
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Down to Parliament, by his own admission,
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It's an argument he expects and he's gonna let his anger flow
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So Johnny starts a talk to the MPs and the speaker,
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'Bout his worries for the Earth but they're lost in the ether,
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Johnny ain't daft so he leaves and he whacks up the thermostat

[Middle9]
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He locks them inside, they can hardly breathe,
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Now Little Johnny's outside, the MPs are on fire,
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So Johnny gets his dad along with the rest of the fire brigade
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"Aim for the windows" Little Johnny gave a cry,
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The water flooded in and all in favour shouted aye,
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But none of them were sailors,
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And were scared of choppy seas and catastrophes

[Chorus]
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There's a star on fire in the sky,
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And it scares me I don't know why,
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Little Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says,
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"Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here,
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Remember last year when we nearly lost the house,
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And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned"

[Instrumental] (x2)
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[Verse]
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So off went the water and down came the heat,
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All the way down to an ice age degree,
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And Johnny shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all agree'
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So in comes Johnny, not so little now,
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Back at my school, I think this is how,
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to teach us a lesson, a practical session for us all to see

[Chorus]
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Cause there's a star on fire in the sky,
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And it scares me I don't know why,
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Little Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says,
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"Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here,
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Remember last year when we nearly lost the house,
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And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned"

[Outro]
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