you're learning to think with the right side of your head, but you haven't quite gotten the hang of it yet. there's still the taste of blood in your mouth that says you're going to be famous. let's get you fitted for a smile and show you how to shake hands. we'll show you around so you don't have to find out for yourself. you're digging your own burial plot with a ballpoint pen and you don't even know it. you're playing with a gun called celebrity; be careful when you use it. i'd keep my eyes open if i were you.