If I were a rich man, yeah I'd spend every dime Just to prove to you That I want you to be mine If I were a poet I'd write lots of beautiful poems The world would come Crawlin after my poems To express my love to you darlin' Oh but I I'm an average guy And I don't know how to show you, show you I'm an average guy And I don't know how to tell you, tell you That I love you That I love you If I were a beggar I would spend out a cold night everyday And I would get down on my knees And I'd beg for the right words to say, yeah yeah If I were a clown I'd paint me a real sad face Oh just to get your attention darlin' Just seein' maybe Maybe you will look my way Oh But I I'm an average guy And I don't know how to show you, show you I'm an average guy And I don't know how to tell you, tell you That I love you That I love you I said I'm an average guy And I don't know how to show you, show you I'm an average guy And I don't know how to tell you, tell you That I love you That I love you That I love you That I love you