THE MIDNIGHT BEAST! It's the year of the beast! You better have a shower before you come out tonight girls 'Coz you are gonna get dirty! Yeah, yeah, it's you boy? (it's you boy?) Stefan.. L-L-Let's walk If a girl won't come round (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (You must be a lesbian) I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean It's like a sweet sixteen, But the girls are eighteen And I cant wait to peel 'em like a tangerine I'm gonna g..go down on 'em like a submarine Submarines are fun he he he he he hee... I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm But before I can start I hear a rape alarm It's going I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding From the I can't work out why the girls are screaming I'm the best looking boy in the world Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls I still hear the Maybe if I let her she would me with a I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me Im the best looking boy in sight No, hang on I bet she likes boobies right? If a girl won't come round (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (Oh, you must be a lesbian) If a girl won't kiss (She's takin the piss) Or get down with this (I can't believe it) If she doesnt fancy me Who-eh oh! She must bat for the other team She's a lesbian Take two, it's my rapping debut I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue I'm like a fire truck WHAT?! Full of muscley guys? I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my **** size And then I see her, and I start feeling sick I say "My name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?" I woo her with my words, ask if I can poke her face She doesn't sees the funny side and sprays my face with mace It's going I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding From the I can't work out why the girl is screaming Im the best looking boy in the world Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls I still feel the Maybe she could me up my with a I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me I'm the best looking boy in sight Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies right? If a girl won't come round (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (She must be a lesbian) If a girl won't kiss (She's takin the piss) Or get down with this (I can't believe it) If she don't give me the eye. Who-eh oh! She must drive for the other side She's a lesbian That girl, she must be a lesbian That girl, she must be a lesbian That girl, she must be a lesbian That girl, she must... (she's a lesbian) I-I-It's your birthday! You go, girl What's your name? I like your shoes! (shoes, shoes, shoes) We are two boys And were looking for two girls They are two girls Lets talk to the girls -How are you? -Whats your name -I try to talk but I just came In my pants, I am sad Chatting up girls is really rad. She won't come round (She must be a lesbian) Turns me down (She must be a lesbian) She don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (Uh... you're a lesbian) If a girl can act (She must be a thespian) -Is that right? -Yeah (She must be a thespian) If she doesn't fancy me Who-eh oh! She must bat for the other team She's a lesbian That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian) That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian) That girl, she must be a lesbian Leeeesbian!! yeah That girl, she must... She's a lesbian Les-lesbian She's a hot girl She must be a Lesbian She's a lesbian (x2)