Jam Eater Blues

life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the 
jar.
life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the 
jar.
and life is too short to wait around for you to come home 
tonight.
life is too short,
too short to do that.

life is too short to leave the windows open all winter 
long.
life is too short to leave the windows open all winter 
long.
i'm gonna lock 'em up tight and eat jam out of the jar all 
night.
'cause life is too short to make toast,
or use spoons or napkins.

life is too short to spend the rest of it down here in 
tampa.
life is too short to spend the rest of it down here in 
tampa.
yeah, life is too short to let it go to waste like this,
but i never tasted jam before that tastes like this.
and life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the
 jar.