Everybody thinks that you’re so rad
I’m telling you it’s just a fad
One of these days they’ll open their eyes
And that’s when they’re gonna realize

You don’t take the cake you’re big fat fake just another headache

You’re just another hole in one
You’re just another ace

Everybody thinks that you’re so neat
They bow down and kiss your feet
One of these days it won’t be long
Until they all start to catch on

Dispel the dream catch on to your scheme and you’ll hear them scream

You’re just another hole in one
You’re just another ace

We all think that you suck
We all think you’re a fuck

You’re just another hole in one
You’re just another ace