E     F     F#     G
A     D  A
A     D  A
Bm    D
A     D  A
A     D  A
E     F     F#      G
A     D  A
A     D  A

A                    D   A
I can't stand my baby
A                    D   A
It's a real drag
A                       D   A
I think I'm going crazy
A                   D     A
I'm gonna go radge
B    D       A       D  A       A      D  A
   It is uncool
D      E     A       D  A       A      D  A
          Oh yeah


A                       D   A
I can't stand the tempo
A                       D   A
I can't take the noise
A                       D   A
I wanna be a baby
A                       D   A
I wanna touch toys
B    D       A       D  A       A      D  A
    I am uncool
D      E     A       D  A       A      D  A
          Oh yeah

[Instrumental]
E     F     F#     G
A     D  A
A     D  A
E     F     F#      G
A     D  A
A     D  A

A                       D   A
I can't stand up
A                       D   A
Let me sit down
A                       D   A
Let me hear a record
A                       D   A
Let me hear Brahms
B    D       A       D  A       A      D  A
    This is uncool
D      E     A       D  A       A      D  A
         Oh yeah
D      E     A       D  A       A      D  A
         Oh yeah
D      E     A       D  A       A      D  A
         Oh no
E     F     F#     G